It's-a-me, Mario!

ThinkGeek has a great way to use those long dorm hallways for something other than jousting or throwing up in after a great frat party: the RC Mario. This 12" x 12" plumber is seated upon a red go cart (or should I say "Kart"?) and comes with a remote control styled after a Gamecube controller. The coolest thing, however, is that he can repeat famous lines from the game (for those trash talk sessions with other racers). Check out the above link for more info.